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Dec. 22nd, 2009 @ 11:51 pm "Schrödinger’s Rapist, Or A Guy’s Guide to Approaching Women Without Being Maced"
Current Mood: serious
This is a brilliant article written for guys. The basic premise is how to approach a woman with the understanding that the first thing we think (literally or instinctively) when a man approaches us is: 'Is he a threat to me?'

"Schrödinger’s Rapist, Or A Guy’s Guide to Approaching Women Without Being Maced"

You males out there may never have to think about this stuff. Safety doesn't have to be your first concern. But I think about it, along with a billion other girls, every single day.
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lightning
Dec. 10th, 2009 @ 12:37 am The Monster at the End of This Book
Katie: Exactly 20.5 hours before I finish my Islamic Studies exam and the Berkey book and I part ways for good!

Brain: Psst...you're an Islamic Studies major...

[pause]

Katie: Goddammit.
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dude, whatever death
Dec. 7th, 2009 @ 10:10 pm Two Things
Current Mood: exhausted
I was unamused by the fact that we took our Arabic final in a fricking dungeon in the basement of Lown today.

Yes. That's right. Arabic final. In a dungeon. I have a sneaking suspicion I may have found out what happened to those kids who left our Arabic class at the beginning of the year and never came back.


Also, an addend to yesterday's entry:

You know you're going to hell when you're sitting in Mass and all you can think about during Peace is the Dane Cook routine. =D ("Your move, holy man...")
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lightning
Dec. 7th, 2009 @ 12:41 am It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas!
Current Mood: cheerful
I had a wonderful day. I went to Advent Mass, my first Mass since I've been at Brandeis. Walking into the chapel was like...wow. Hello, childhood. I remember you.

Being at a Jewish university has been fascinating and wonderful. But let me just say this: Never underestimate the power of the traditions you've grown up with. There were Christmas trees and lights and carols and it was way exciting. Everyone was so nice. I met Katlin there, too(!), which made my night. We managed to make friends with everyone in our row. We decided we're going to go to Mass together more often once it starts up again next semester.

Also, it was nice to be part of a religious ceremony where I understood what was going on. :D

The service was jointly run by Alex, the Protestant chaplin (he's a Quaker, so he won't let me call him Reverend) and Father Cuenin, the priest, in the Protestant chapel since the Catholic chapel is undergoing renovations. It was attended by both Protestants and Catholics, which was wonderful.

Other nice things that happened today:
-I got an 87 on my Islam Civilizations paper (FTW!)
-Hanukkah party and Yankee swap at Generations this morning
-BUILD
-study with Ruairi and Katlin after Mass
-It snowed Saturday. Have I mentioned that? =D

Goodnight, snow. Goodnight, wonderful day. If I don't return from my Arabic final tomorrow, tell my parents what happened to me, okay?

[Edit: I just re-read this entry...has anyone else noticed how very bipolar I am during exams?]
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Snoopy plot
Dec. 4th, 2009 @ 11:20 pm Response
Current Mood: amused
Becca: I liked being a thirteen-year-old girl.

Katie: Me t--I mean, I'm an adult now, dammit.
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Snoopy plot
Dec. 4th, 2009 @ 10:38 pm This show turns me into such a thirteen-year-old girl
Current Mood: jubilant
Catching up on Supernatural episodes. The archangel Gabriel? The writers of that show are so going to hell.


It's so worth it.




(Note: I actually had to restrain my inner teeny-bopper from typing that as 'OMG the writers of that show are SO going to hell but it's soooooo worth it!!' And to anyone who knows me, I think that statement stands for itself.)

P.S. Dear Supernatural Writers, please give the CSI:NY people some tips. Thanks. Much appreciated. Love, Katie.
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autumn leaves
Dec. 4th, 2009 @ 02:30 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: sore
Dear Arabic,

Please don't eat my soul. If you spare my life, I'll give you a cookie.


Love,

Katie
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lightning
Dec. 3rd, 2009 @ 07:43 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: tired
Dear Arabic,

I'm going to be taking the final on Monday. I would really appreciate it if you put aside whatever issue you have with me so I can pass the class. We are going to be spending a lot of time together over the next three and a half years, and it would be beneficial to both of us if we could develop a working relationship.

Stop sucking at life.


Kay?


Thanks.



Love,

Katie.
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Schrodinger's cat
Dec. 3rd, 2009 @ 02:24 pm They know who you are. They know where you live.
Current Mood: tired
Went to see the head of the Islamic & Middle Eastern Studies department today so he could sign my declaration of major form. Our meeting went something like this:

Katie: Hi, I'm Katie...we had an appointment today?

Prof. Lumbard: Yes, you're Professor Balbale's student.

Prof. Lumbard: I've heard all about you.


[pause]


Katie: ...

Katie: ...is that good?


To my intense relief and happiness, the rest of that conversation went, "Yes, you're one of her favorite students."

But I still might email her and give her hell, just for fun. =)
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Snoopy plot
Dec. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:39 pm Help, I've forgotten how to speak English
Current Mood: out of it
Went to the library to de-stress after my Hebrew exam today. Where did I end up? In the Hebrew section.
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academia
Dec. 2nd, 2009 @ 02:26 pm Mitzuyan maod!
Current Mood: amused
After the final grammar exam in Hebrew today:

Guy Antebi: I have you next semester, right? Let's see...how many classes can we take together?

Guy: Hebrew 10...20...34...44...123...126...

Katie: Four years of Guy Antebi?

Guy: Awesome, right?!
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Snoopy plot
Dec. 1st, 2009 @ 08:02 pm Hebrew Final
Current Mood: relaxed
Current Music: one of Trans-Siberian Orchestra's Christmas CDs
Had the reading comp. and oral examinations for Hebrew today. Talia and I OWNED that thing. OWNED it. OWNED.

We met a couple of times to discuss the dialogue and agreed that we were comfortable enough with the material to not have to script anything. So we basically just had a seven minute conversation about our families in Hebrew. Guy loved it. We didn't even have to do the second dialogue.

I was shocked at how nervous I actually was during the oral exam. I didn't expect it to be nearly that bad. I had a little trouble getting started on the reading passage because I was shaking so badly. I'm glad Guy is such a laid-back person. I'm not sure I would have been able to do it if it were any other professor. But I did well once I actually got going.

I emailed Yoni to let him know I aced the exam. His response was, "You probably had a good TA..."

As usual, he's probably right.
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dude, whatever death
Dec. 1st, 2009 @ 11:41 am For a world without war
Current Mood: touched
In Arabic today, on the Arab-Israeli conflict:


Sherif Shabaka: You will be sad, and sometimes you will be angry. But you have to keep going, because it's the only way we can end this.

Sherif Shabaka: Can I have a hug now?
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rocky road to Dublin
Dec. 1st, 2009 @ 12:18 am בְּבַקָּשָׁה
Current Mood: cheerful
Dear Hebrew Fairy,

Please bring me an A on tomorrow's exam.

Todah rabah.

Sincerely,

Katie.
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dude, whatever death
Nov. 30th, 2009 @ 12:15 am What homework?
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: What's This Life For, by Creed
Hello all! Hope you had a good Thanksgiving and/or Eid al-Adha. :)

I had a fabulous weekend, and got absolutely no work done.

I am right now realizing that, after two hours of Hebrew with Talia, I speak English *almost* as well as I speak Hebrew.

Our Hebrew skit is wonderful. Our Arabic skit is wonderful as well. I have exactly none of it memorized. For the win? I think so.

Things That Make Me Happy:
-being off crutches
-watching The Wind That Shakes The Barley with James
-Fake Hanukkah with the clan
-movie night with the gang
-Arabic essay with Katlin
-dinner in Hebrew with Talia
-new music on my computer
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autumn leaves
Nov. 25th, 2009 @ 11:51 am (no subject)
Current Mood: excited
Woke up this morning to find my Berkey book trying to cuddle with me.


It was disturbing.


P.S. Home in three hours! Happy Thanksgiving! =]
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autumn leaves
Nov. 23rd, 2009 @ 10:18 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: stressed
Dear Berkey book,

I never liked you.


Sincerely, Katie


P.S.: I'm glad Professor Berkey doesn't teach at Brandeis because I would throw things at him I would have serious difficulty not shooting him dirty looks every time I saw him walking by.
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academia
Nov. 23rd, 2009 @ 01:31 pm The first rule of the Mossad is: you do not talk about the Mossad.
Current Mood: anonymous
Guy Antebi: I know where you work. I know where you live.

Guy Antebi: I AM the Mossad.

Me: I KNEW it.
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Schrodinger's cat
Nov. 21st, 2009 @ 11:21 am I never liked that team anyway
Current Mood: grumpy
Dear LJ,

Today I saw someone wearing a French soccer jersey.

I gave him a dirty look.
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dude, whatever death
Nov. 20th, 2009 @ 11:09 am I Love This Class Part II
Current Mood: entertained
At the end of Arabic this morning:

Sherif: And never tell Carl what was said here today!


And then the door opened, and Carl Sharif walked in.

Everybody froze for a solid ten seconds. And then...


Carl Sharif: ...

Carl Sharif: Why is everybody laughing?


Needless to say, it was one of the better moments of that class.
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Snoopy plot

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